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We Are All Canucks

Here's a list of the Canucks rebuild and prospects the last 3 years.  Who wants a winning hockey team, when you can #GetHyped instead?

vey mccann virtanen button lack markstrom demko corrado subban shinkaruk megna tryamkin gaunce erickson kenins bartkowksi baertschi clendening biega freisen prust sangunetti canata weber stanton sbisa fedun mcmillan zalewski pelletier sauve archibald lain alberts dalpe diaz booth schroeder defazio pedan tanev rendulic labate granlund billins larsen nilsson chaput etem skille gubrandson boeser cramarosa shore dahlen goldobin

 

 

 

Bad vibes

So I walked into a bar and said "Hey put on the Canucks game".

Everyone in the bar just got really quiet and stared at me blankly.

Then suddenly it dawned on me; ITS THE POST SEASON.  

My buddy loves the nucks

My buddy spencer gets a hard on for the sedin sisters. This team fucking blows heading to the bottom of the barrel and won't get out until they dump those two 50 year old fags

i hate my hometown team

the canucks suck

they cant shoot a puck

i am ashamed to live near\

those little f****

worst team in nhl

na na na naaa na na na naaa hey hey goodbye......but remember their rebuilding..couple of more good decisions and they will make it rite to the bottom....i hear seattle is thinking of a team send the pricks and their owner down there

It's not ok to take your kids to the gayme

never again   Will we attend 

On gayme. Day when the Canucks wear their gay pride jerseys 

So. Do u say to your kids. It's ok to stick your stick. In another mans goal. Or pull their goalie going for the corner 

This life style should stay in the closet.  

Not to support it in the public 

 

The Canucks aren't great, but you people are an embarrassment to English grammar.

I don't give a fuck what you think about my home team. Frankly, you're half right, and some of you approximate funny on the very odd occasion. But have some fucking dignity, you groin-padded, helmet-desperate sportsing-wannabes; learn your grammar before you write publicly.

0 going 4 the canucks

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1ST OFF ...HAHAHAHAHA!!! CANUCKS OFFICIALLY SUCK BALLS..SO LET'S GET INTO IT. THE CANUCKS ARE THE NEW SHIT HOLE OF THE NHL. THE SEDINS ARE AILING OLD MEN CLOSER TO RETIREMENT THAN A PLAYOFF SPOT..LOL. AND BO HORVAT IS THE HOPE OF THE FUTURE. VIRTANEN-BACK TO THE MINORS. YOU NEVER EVEN HEAR COLE CASSELLS NAME ANYMORE. WHAT HAPPENED TO SHANKARUK ?? 0 PROSPECTS IN DEVELOPMENT I MEAN DO YOU REALLY THINK BROCK BOESNER IS GONNA A BE YOUR SAVIOR ?? LOL THE EDMONTON OILERS HAVE MISSED 10 YEARS OF PLAYOFFS AND IN THAT TI ME THE VANCOUVER CAN-NOTS HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO EVEN WIN 1 CUP. IF YOUR A CANUCKS FAN ..THEN YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE A CUP..YOU SUCK..ALL OF YOU!!!

This website is the best.

That's all I wanted to say. Glad this exists. Suck-O-Meter on point.

Goalie killers

Its just a matter of time that the Canucks will run a good goaltender out of town (miller) again like they did with Luongo and Schneider ! I hope one of them wins the cup and drives through the middle of Vancouver with it strapped to the roof of their car...inceiting a riot! Lol!