July 05 2015 -- Hard nigger
Canucks are the shit cole cassels got such a long cock the heads still in Oshawa while he's at training camp in vancity. The sedins don't share a room cause they're banging each other but they sure as hell are banging the shit out of your wife and daughter
July 05 2015 -- When will they trade the sardines?
Trade the loser sardine sisters!!! There has to be a team willing to give at least a bag of used pucks for these overrated homos. I heard they didn't even take the barbie bunk beds on the road trip to Calgary cuz they knew they couldn't win.
June 04 2015 -- Suck my D
Lul all u hating on 44+ years of success oooohh kill em. U wasting ur time trying to make fun of a team with no flaws. My boi Horvat is the next Yzerman combined with Lemiuex. My boi Virt shot is harder than Charas and makes me my D hard. Kesler jump shipper is half the player my boi McCann will turn out to be. My boi Cassels gives me a hard every time I look at him shutting down McBust. Y'all hating on the OG's of the NHL. If u don't like me blow me. Lulululululul
May 27 2015 -- Fuck the can-nots
May 27 2015 -- CANUCKS CAN'T DRAFT
Alright let's start by saying that the canucks are not a Canadian team. A Canadian team takes pride in hockey and wins at it. They can do neither ..on another note the new era of canucks fans are talking about their draft picks ..LOL did you hear jake Vartanen shot a puck through the net like Shea weber..except from 5 ft out ..during practice. ..he's the next connor mcdavid..what a joke. Although there is upside he will want out of vancouver just like Kessler did if he ever wants a cup. A lot of canucks fans are also optimists now ..stating things like we over achieved ..man getting your ass handed to you in the first round is over achieving then you have truly accepted that the canucks have fallen to the shits. After anaheim beat Calgary I think even calgary fans realize they have some work to do. As for the canucks there is a recurring theme..every year they prove year in year out that they are the one Team that doesn't belong in the playoffs. SUCK A FAT ONE CANUCKS FANS.
May 02 2015 -- boycott these loosers
Do not support these pathetic players.Do not buy their merchandise.do not buy tickets.Do not go to the games.Do not bow down to the Sedins.This club will never have the drive for play off hockey.They are the worst liked team in the NHL, because no one respects them.They are there to fill their fat bank accounts.We HATE the Canucks.And hey, what a stupid name as well.Canuck is the sound made when their heads hit the ice.
April 29 2015 -- Just the worst
April 28 2015 -- canucks give news conferencs
So they sit down, no remorse.obvious they are happy to vacation and get away from hockey, cause hey, I might get a bruise if I play more.They have the balls to say , just wait til next year.Things will be great! I really hate this team.unfrickin believable.Where do these assholes get off?Hockey is just getting started, and again these posers bail.No guts, no glory.wimps.I wonder if they have the guts to look at this site.
April 27 2015 -- Bad back?
Did kassian have a bad back? Or did he have his head buried in a scarface pile of blow and couldn't move?
April 26 2015 -- KEVIN BEIXTA'S SISTER ON OLD SEINFIELD EPISODE
Was confirmed it was indeed Kevin's sister on an old Seinfield show.Elain confronted a fellow employee at work about her none use of arm swinging.Disturbing video shows that she too, had no upper torso.Shocking!
Bring on the shame!
Even if all the teams took a turn winning, the Canucks would have won by now.
New Jersey Devils have been in the NHL for 30 years. They now have 3 Stanley Cups.
As in nothing, nada, zip, zelch, zero.
That's 1 more than the amount of rounds they made it during the playoff choke of 2012
Cheer for a real team
Pick any of the other 29 teams. New Jersey is probably where it's at. Just sayin'.