November 17 2015 -- Autism isn't pretty
I suspect the canucks may be autistic. Perhaps they could transfer to a league for mentally and physically challenged players. They would have a better chance of being competitive there. Also, are the canucks the biggest losers in NHL history? Three chances, ZERO cups! Please tell me what kind of fool could cheer for these fuckin losers.
November 17 2015 -- Most autistic website I've ever seen
Wtf is this shit? do you retards not have anything better to do than sit around circle jerking each other over how bad the nucks are? Holy fuck. my buddy's 12 year old autistic brother spends his time doing retarded shit like this.
October 31 2015 -- Mr
The Stanley Cup is never coming back to Canada. Face it Canadians.
October 01 2015 -- This the year boys
They gunna win this year
September 30 2015 -- Worst Fans in the League
Seriously? These hockey ignorant assholes are so fickle it makes me puke. Lookup Bandwagon in the dictionary and you will find a picture of a little foreign fellow wearing a Canucks jersey lighting a car on fire.
September 04 2015 -- Canuck Suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They are a bunch of fucking cry-babies
July 31 2015 -- Most Teams
99 prcnt of the teams don't win the cup and The Canucks are one of them.Sick of Benning over paying avg players like Sbisa,Dorsett and now Sutter.what the hell man?
July 24 2015 -- Cole cassels the 3rd line centre
Cole cassels will never amount to nothing more than a 3rd line Centre in the nhl. If he gets your dick hard as a canucks fan it's because your a fag, fagget !!! As 4 the sedin fucking people's mom's, well it ain't in the playoffs. They're the only two in the nhl that take it in the ass during playoffs and don't give it back. Calgary with dougie Hamilton now has one of the best d corpse in the league. Edmonton with mcdavid. Toronto has upside with management changes. Ottawa has eric Karlsson that they are building around. Winnipeg getting better..man the canucks have fallen out of contention. Hey canucks fans..what if your draft picks are a bust..like Hodgson..and a bunch of others I can't name because they amounted to nothing. I will say though ..sven baertchi will be your savior. Can-not fans : with all those tough losses you've swallowed in the past, your now well known as the fan base that SWALLOWS. SUCK EM DRY YOU BUNCH OF HOMO'S.
July 05 2015 -- Hard nigger
Canucks are the shit cole cassels got such a long cock the heads still in Oshawa while he's at training camp in vancity. The sedins don't share a room cause they're banging each other but they sure as hell are banging the shit out of your wife and daughter
July 05 2015 -- When will they trade the sardines?
Trade the loser sardine sisters!!! There has to be a team willing to give at least a bag of used pucks for these overrated homos. I heard they didn't even take the barbie bunk beds on the road trip to Calgary cuz they knew they couldn't win.
Bring on the shame!
Even if all the teams took a turn winning, the Canucks would have won by now.
New Jersey Devils have been in the NHL for 30 years. They now have 3 Stanley Cups.
As in nothing, nada, zip, zelch, zero.
That's 1 more than the amount of rounds they made it during the playoff choke of 2012
Cheer for a real team
Pick any of the other 29 teams. New Jersey is probably where it's at. Just sayin'.