May 21 2017 -- We Are All Canucks
Here's a list of the Canucks rebuild and prospects the last 3 years. Who wants a winning hockey team, when you can #GetHyped instead?
vey mccann virtanen button lack markstrom demko corrado subban shinkaruk megna tryamkin gaunce erickson kenins bartkowksi baertschi clendening biega freisen prust sangunetti canata weber stanton sbisa fedun mcmillan zalewski pelletier sauve archibald lain alberts dalpe diaz booth schroeder defazio pedan tanev rendulic labate granlund billins larsen nilsson chaput etem skille gubrandson boeser cramarosa shore dahlen goldobin
April 24 2017 -- Bad vibes
So I walked into a bar and said "Hey put on the Canucks game".
Everyone in the bar just got really quiet and stared at me blankly.
Then suddenly it dawned on me; ITS THE POST SEASON.
April 08 2017 -- My buddy loves the nucks
My buddy spencer gets a hard on for the sedin sisters. This team fucking blows heading to the bottom of the barrel and won't get out until they dump those two 50 year old fags
March 27 2017 -- i hate my hometown team
the canucks suck
they cant shoot a puck
i am ashamed to live near\
those little f****
March 18 2017 -- worst team in nhl
na na na naaa na na na naaa hey hey goodbye......but remember their rebuilding..couple of more good decisions and they will make it rite to the bottom....i hear seattle is thinking of a team send the pricks and their owner down there
February 24 2017 -- It's not ok to take your kids to the gayme
never again Will we attend
On gayme. Day when the Canucks wear their gay pride jerseys
So. Do u say to your kids. It's ok to stick your stick. In another mans goal. Or pull their goalie going for the corner
This life style should stay in the closet.
Not to support it in the public
I don't give a fuck what you think about my home team. Frankly, you're half right, and some of you approximate funny on the very odd occasion. But have some fucking dignity, you groin-padded, helmet-desperate sportsing-wannabes; learn your grammar before you write publicly.
January 21 2017 -- 0 going 4 the canucks
1ST OFF ...HAHAHAHAHA!!! CANUCKS OFFICIALLY SUCK BALLS..SO LET'S GET INTO IT. THE CANUCKS ARE THE NEW SHIT HOLE OF THE NHL. THE SEDINS ARE AILING OLD MEN CLOSER TO RETIREMENT THAN A PLAYOFF SPOT..LOL. AND BO HORVAT IS THE HOPE OF THE FUTURE. VIRTANEN-BACK TO THE MINORS. YOU NEVER EVEN HEAR COLE CASSELLS NAME ANYMORE. WHAT HAPPENED TO SHANKARUK ?? 0 PROSPECTS IN DEVELOPMENT I MEAN DO YOU REALLY THINK BROCK BOESNER IS GONNA A BE YOUR SAVIOR ?? LOL THE EDMONTON OILERS HAVE MISSED 10 YEARS OF PLAYOFFS AND IN THAT TI ME THE VANCOUVER CAN-NOTS HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO EVEN WIN 1 CUP. IF YOUR A CANUCKS FAN ..THEN YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE A CUP..YOU SUCK..ALL OF YOU!!!
January 20 2017 -- This website is the best.
That's all I wanted to say. Glad this exists. Suck-O-Meter on point.
January 07 2017 -- Goalie killers
Its just a matter of time that the Canucks will run a good goaltender out of town (miller) again like they did with Luongo and Schneider ! I hope one of them wins the cup and drives through the middle of Vancouver with it strapped to the roof of their car...inceiting a riot! Lol!
Bring on the shame!
Even if all the teams took a turn winning, the Canucks would have won by now.
New Jersey Devils have been in the NHL for 30 years. They now have 3 Stanley Cups.
As in nothing, nada, zip, zelch, zero.
That's 1 more than the amount of rounds they made it during the playoff choke of 2012
Cheer for a real team
Pick any of the other 29 teams. New Jersey is probably where it's at. Just sayin'.