June 20 2014 -- S#!% flows down
Now they have a rookie coach, rookie GM, rookie president, meddling owner (who knows nothing more then casual fan about hockey), fan base that will throw jerseys on the ice after a couple loses to copy-cat Edm fans (pretending like they're recent history has been much harder to endure then 15-20 other teams in the league). Something like 50 NHL starts for ALL goalies in system, bunch of aging vets that look on the steep decline of their careers, Kesler on his way out and the weight of the world on Horvat and whoever they draft this year to turn this thing around ASAP with terrible depth on the team and in the system. No real game changers for free agents and not a tun of cap space if their was. This is all following up back-to-back quick playoff exists by finishing 6th worst in a 30 team league. Even if they catch some breaks there is no reason to think this team will be anywhere near the playoffs in an extremely competitive western conference.
April 24 2014 -- More Pizazz
I added some pizazz to the suck-o-meter to better track the suck-factor (and yes those are sig figs). It should also help pass the time for all the Canucks fans who currently have nothing to watch on tv.
April 23 2014 -- Classic Canucks!It is playoff time and they are nowhere to be found. At least they are consistent.
April 14 2014 -- Team that hates integrity
From creation of the rope-a-dope technique that blew up in many teams faces this year (canucks included) to the success of diving brought on by the canucks use of it during the '11 cup run, the worst is faking a serious injury to gain a major penalty in a game that is meaningless and already over. Last time I saw a player be carted off like that he had 3 major procedures in a 2 week span, not kept in the back room for procation and taken to hospital an hour later to double check the "all good" diagnosis.
April 10 2014 -- Trevor linden?I recall the canucks not winning the cup when he was on the team. And please tell me more about his winning team management experience.
April 09 2014 -- there's always next year
To the so called canuck nation...there's always next year...lol..I've been hearing that line since 72'.
April 09 2014 -- Get a new battery for the SUCK-O-METER!!!
The beauty of these useless band of jackoffs is a never ending source of pleasure!
KEEP THAT LOOSING TRADITION ALIVE DOUCHEBALLS!!
April 08 2014 -- WHOOOOOOO
anyone else feeling really happy right now?!?
March 17 2014 -- Canucks Nation
If canucks dont make the playoffs this year there are always years ahead. Every team goes through this phase, and once its over there will be a new team. the fan base and thr hockey market in vancouver is huge,the west (pacific/central) division is very competitive.for the canucks it is just a matter of ignoring the haters proving them wrong
March 11 2014 -- loserz4lyfeenter the 3rd period with a 3-0 lead and choke it all down the drain within 4 minutes. then lose to a bottom feeder (without tavares)...but wait! now the canucks are the bottom feeders. watch the entire central division overtake them in the standings.
Bring on the shame!
Even if all the teams took a turn winning, the Canucks would have won by now.
New Jersey Devils have been in the NHL for 30 years. They now have 3 Stanley Cups.
As in nothing, nada, zip, zelch, zero.
That's 1 more than the amount of rounds they made it during the playoff choke of 2012
Cheer for a real team
Pick any of the other 29 teams. New Jersey is probably where it's at. Just sayin'.